Chris Rock once said “there are two malls in every town, the mall the white people go to, and the mall the white people USED to go to”.
Well, I went to a third mall over the weekend, the mall that rich people go to. The one with the Tiffany’s and Neiman Marcus and Prada and overpriced crap like that.
So you know you’re in that mall when there is a vending machine with cameras and iPads by the door.
I can’t ever imagine thinking, “shit I forgot to by a $300 camera, thank god for this vending machine!”